Some of these are really good at challenging our intellect.

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

FFS, Anjali. Rahul was never in love with you. He fell for you only after you started wearing sarees and being his idea of a perfect woman. Aman, on the other hand, loved you for years and was ready to let go of you for your happiness. AND YOU STILL CHOSE THAT HUMAN IDIOT BOX RAHUL? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Dharma Productions

Delhi-6

Normal people die and go to heaven/hell. But not Roshan. Roshan dies, goes to his floodlit terrace, hangs out with his already deceased grandpa, eat jalebis with him, and then comes back to life like it's nobody's business. Only Ekta Kapoor would be wiping away her tears of pride after watching this movie.

UTV Motion

Paa

Your child is dying but instead of holding his hands and saying your goodbyes, you take pheras around his hospital bed. Even before he died you made him into an imaginary pyre. KAUN AISE KAAM KARTA HAI BOSS?

Reliance Big Pictures

Parineeta

Okay, your daddy lied to you. I get you're angry. But Shekar, what's with let-me-pull-out-a-water-fountain-and-smash-the-wall? She lives next door, bro. Why are you putting in so much of effort when all you have to do is walk a few paces? You do realise this is not an Ambuja Cement ad?

Vinod Chopra Productions

Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani

Bunny is an ass. This guy, who is clearly a clueless chap, keeps showing up in your life like a goddamn pimple. But instead of ignoring him, you keep giving him endless chances. It's like giving someone an extra bullet for their gun because they missed you the first time. Par nahi. Ishq mein toh sab jayaz hai na?

Dharma Productions

Rab Ne Bana De Jodi

Just one moustache and a pair of glasses. That's it. Yet, Taani took whole movie to figure out that Raj and her husband are the same guy. Behen, sach bata tune poore movie kya phooka tha?

Yash Raj Films

Talaash

Have you ever eaten something thinking it's chicken and then realising later it's Nutrela's soya chunk actually? This movie makes you the feel the same. You watch whole movie thinking it's a crime thriller. But then in the end you find out the culprit isn't a human being but a vengeful fashionista ghost. Itna bada dhoka? Kyu?

Excel Entertainment

Padmaavat

It's bad enough that Bhansali made these women walk to their own deaths, but it's also ridiculously casteist and demonises Muslim men. Let's not forget that ALL of this could be avoided if Ratan Singh just listened to the people around him.

Bhansali Productions

Cocktail

As usual there's a commitment-phobic hero who falls in love with a sanskaari bhartiya nari over a free-spirited party girl. But what makes it worse is that the wild girl not only keeps having a change of heart, but also goes and helps the jilted lovers get hitched in the end. Yeh philanthropy kab aur kaise prakat ho gaya?

Illuminati Films

Ae Dil Hai Mushkil

The concept of "ek tarfa pyaar" is stretched so much that surviving this movie becomes mushkil after a while. The melodramatic quotient reaches a peak when it's disclosed that Anushka has Stage 4 cancer. The tear-jerking climax only makes you want to facepalm yourself in the end.

Dharma Productions

Dhoom 3

This desi copy of Fast and Furious movie had everything from a clown thief, dumb cops, fancy bikes, explosions, hot bods, and loads of melodrama but no logic whatsoever. With all that build-up, the villains choose to just let it all go to fuck and jump to their own deaths. WHAT WAS THE POINT OF ANYTHING AT ALL?

Yash Raj Films