Stop it, Hasan. Log kya kahenge?
Hello, friends. I am a mere mortal and this is desi satire king of the moment (and of my heart), Hasan Minhaj.
He's been around for the past three years as a The Daily Show correspondent and the voice of my own mind.
Earlier this year, my crush on him intensified when he nailed it as host of a historically ridiculous White House Correspondents Dinner.
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And now, after three viewings of his Netflix special Homecoming King, I am officially a disciple. I am a follower. I am a woman at his feet begging him to demolish me with his insightful observations and nuanced punchlines.
Use that broken Hindi to ruin every ideal I had for men in my head.
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